Sunday 23 October 2011

THE MADNESS: HACK & SLASH Week 3

                                                       8 more days to halloween and i'm running out of slashers..it's been a great week with a lot of sequels,prequels and remakes.....and if my plan for next week goes right it will 75 new films i've seen and 60+ of them being slashers.


MY BLOODY VALENTINE 3D
101 minutes
nudity,trips & falls,killer wears a mask

3 out of 5
nice 3D fun,the ending was not that great

BLACK CHRISTMAS(2006)
92minutes
nudity i'll be right back
o out of 5


SCREAM

104 minutes
killers face is obscured,trips and falls,i'll be back,
Drew Barrymore gets killed

4 out of 5
great movie,this made me a fan of Wes Craven as this was the first movie i saw of him..i was just may be 7-8 then..i loved the mask,i still do love the mask


SCREAM 2
115 minutes

killers face is obscured,i'll be right back,Hollywood A-Lister gets killed
3 out of 5
I love the beginning of the movie...gets flat as it progresses and the ending was pretty bad.


SCREAM 3

116 minutes
killers face is obscured,trips & falls,i'll be right back
2 out of 5
the weakest of the entire franchise,disappointing.

A NIGHTMARE ON ELM STREET 5(DREAM CHILD)

86minutes,
4th or higher sequel,the lead girl gets naked and is alive
4 out of 5

the CGI looks bad but there are couple of good scenes,the bike scene and one in the climax,robert englund was a bit more hysterical in this movie 

HALLOWEEN 6:THE CURSE OF MICHAEL MYRES
88 minutes
nudity,6th movie,double tap
3 out of 5

lost the plot since i never saw 3,4,5...hope i'll watch them

FRIDAY THE 13TH
95minutes
nudity,killer's face is not shown till the end,kevin Bacon gets killed,i'll be right back,trips and falls,takes place on a particular date
5 out of 5

I'm a hard core fan of the franchise,whatelse should i say

FRIDAY THE 13TH 2
87 minutes
nudity,killer's face is obscured,i'll be right back,specific date

4 out of 5
Jason starts the killing spree.....

FRIDAY THE 13TH 4:THE FINAL CHAPTER
87 minutes
nudity,killer's face obscured,4th film in the franchise,double tap,specific date

4 out of 5
the window breaking scene was good in all the kills


FRIDAY THE 13TH 5:A NEW BEGINNING
93 minutes
nudity,specific date,killer's face is obscured,5th movie in the franchise
3 out of 5
and the sequels start to get boring



FRIDAY THE 13TH 6:JASON LIVES
86 minutes

killer's face is obscured,specific date,6th movie
3 out of 5
Jason is back but noo bewbies:(

FRIDAY THE 13TH 7:THE NEW BLOOD

87minutes
nudity,i'll be right back,killers face is obscured,specific date,7th movie
3 out of 5
the last movie with good old normal jason


FRIDAY THE 13TH 8:JASON TAKES MANHATTAN
100minutes
nudity,specific date,8th movie,killer's face obscured
5 out of 5
Jason teleports!!!!!!!!!! finally he has shown something new

THE FINAL FRIDAY
88mins

nudity,specific date,9th movie
1 out of 5
not much of Jason in the movie and i don't like that.

JASON X
91 minutes
killer's face obscured,10th movie,nudity,specific date
0 out of 5

the worst movie in the franchise,jason in a spaceship????


FRIDAY THE 13TH(2009)
106 minutes
killer's face is obscured,nudity,specific date
4 out of 5

my first Friday movie in a Theater.

PIECES
90 minutes

nudity,killer revealed in the end,foreign slasher
3 out of 5
get ready for some chain-saw fun

THE HITCHER(1986)

97 minutes
4 out of 5
great acting.


WRONG TURN
84 minutes
4 out of 5
te originals are always good



WRONG TURN 2:DEAD END
96mins

nudity
5 out 5
i loved the movie for the gore,the first kill itself is awesome



WRONG TURN 3:LEFT FOR DEAD
91 minutes
nudity
1 out 5

a complete let down,the weakest movie in the franchise

WRONG TURN 4:BLOODY BEGINNINGS

93minutes
nudity,4th movie

4 out of 5
the hillbilies are back in action


PORN SHOOT MASSACRE
87 minutes
nudity,killer wears a mask,double tap

3 out of 5
this movie is a joke,but there are a lot of bewbies and a killer who wanted to be like jason,a fun time movie

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WOLF CREEK
98 minutes
foreign slasher,the final girl is a guy

3 out of 5
a good movie with some good looking locations


THE HOUSE ON SORORITY ROW
81 minutes
ass shot,double tap,killer's face is obscured
3 out of 5
the plot was good,a perfect 80's slasher and a cute deformed face.



SLEEPAWAY CAMP 3:TEENAGE WASTELAND
91minutes
nudity
2 out of 5
booooooooooooring stuff what-so-ever

AUGUST UNDERGROUND-MORDUM77 minutes
there is a boob shot and a penis shot of the killers
10 out of 5
i lovvvvvvvveeee this movie,the big momma of snuff films
AUGUST UNEDRGROUND-PENANCE
84 minutes
nudity
5 out of 5
Fred vogel gets more violent,and they get a good camera this time


THE PROWLER
89minutes

double tap,nudity,killers face is obscured
2 out of 5
an insomniac fought with sleep while watching this........

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME

110 minutes
specific date,killers face obscured
3 out of 5
a decent 80's slasher


SORORITY ROW

\97 minutes
  a guys ass is shown in a party and he does'n die,killers face is obscured
2 out of 5
could have been better


RUBBER
78 minutes 

killers face obscured
4 out of 5
"NO REASON'

BLEED

82 minutes
killers face is obscured,girl gets naked and is never shown that she was killed,the killer would'n killer her anyways.
2 out of 5

low budget but still watchable,a decent watch for me

SSSSHHH.....
142 minutes
foreign slasher,i'll be right back,killer wears a mask

3 out of 5
a good remake of scream

KUCCH TO HAI

143 minutes
foreign slasher,killers face is obscured
1 out of 5
an awful remake of i know what you did last summer

FEBRUARY 14TH NECKLACE ROAD
131 minutes
foreign slasher,killer wears a mask
0 out 5
it can't get worser than this...one more remake of i know what you did last summer

PARANORMAL ACTIVITY 3

no idea about the run time may be around 90 minutes
4 out of 5
get spooked!!!


 wildcard entires-magnet release
HOBO WITH A SHOT GUN

[REC]2-well i dunno if thats counted but the evil creature which is human is nude.

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