tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-60980215464983329282024-03-13T19:55:48.791-07:00MoViE-mAnIaCMr.DePrEsSohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07257930565051380465noreply@blogger.comBlogger22125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6098021546498332928.post-6972334976288944732013-03-15T12:38:00.002-07:002013-03-15T12:38:43.796-07:00PIZZA(2012)<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
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The basic plot of the movie revolves around Michael who works as a Pizza delivery boy and lives with his girl friend Anu,who is an aspiring writer and has an obsession about ghosts and Paranormal things.Michael is shown to be Claustrophobic and irritated with his girl-friends obsession. Things start getting strange when Michael finds out that his boss's daughter is being possessed and experiences her being exorcised which brings panic and a belief in ghosts in him.The best move of the movie comes when Michael sets out for a pizza delivery to a house which turns out to be haunted.The Movie steps to the next level from a bland comedy to an intense horror/suspense thriller keeping the audiences guessing.The revelations in the end provides the necessary support for all the happenings making Pizza a perfect and best thriller that came out from India in the recent times.</div>
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Vijay Sethupathi excels in his role as Michael,from a cowardice vulnerable character to a courageous young man.The variations he shows are perfect for the character.Since most part of the movie deals with Michael the rest of the cast have only a little to offer which comes out well.Moving to the technical aspects since most part of the movie happens inside a haunted house the music plays a major role and Santhosh Narayanan provides the required eerie tone which is top notch.Gopi Amarnath’s cinematography is excellent both with the romantic and Haunting sequences.The screenplay is tight and adds to Debutante Karthik Subbaraj's excellent directorial skills.</div>
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Pizza starts of well but shifts into a normal Tamil movie mode with romance and humor(only with a subtle treatment) for most of the first half and bounces back furiously gripping the audiences till the last minute.The best thing about the movie is that despite having a simple plot it keeps one guessing the whole time.The haunted house sequences definitely make Pizza a worthy watch. Overall with a believable performance from the lead, tight screenplay and the eerie haunted house sequences Pizza is an absolute delight and does increase the scope of more genre movies from India.I say Order your "South-Indian" Pizza today.</div>
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Mr.DePrEsSohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07257930565051380465noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6098021546498332928.post-55812648355285209912012-12-09T03:00:00.000-08:002012-12-09T03:00:37.706-08:00Kaun..? (1999)<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
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<br />CAST:<br />Urmila Matondkar<br />Manoj Bajpee<br />Sushant Singh<br /><br />ANALYSIS:<br /><br />'KAUN' is a Bollywood flick and a unique Bollywood flick which belongs to the 'Whodunit' genre and the other interesting point is that it has only 3 principal characters. Other than a group of people who make a brief appearance for 10 seconds and an unknown dead body, it's just about three people inside a house.Well, given that the third character enters the house after more than half of the movie is finished it's basically two characters in the movie, a Paranoid young woman and a Psychotic visitor.'KAUN' is movie which shows what happens inside a house far from human habitation on a stormy day when a lost Psychotic looking stranger tries to intrude into the home of a paranoid young woman who is home alone,and a guy calling himself as a cop enters the house after a while.<br /><br />After reading through the strange looking synopsis of the movie and observing Urmila and Manoj Bajpai in the casting it is obvious that this movie is directed by Mr.Creative Genius Ram Gopal Varma a.k.a. RGV.Though he does not do films like this anymore 'KAUN' is an absolutely brilliant experiment(considering Bollywood) which works for most of the part.Written by Anurag Kashyap (claimed as the best 'cult' director of Bollywood now) this movie has every reason to make one curious before watching it and your curiosity won't be wasted. Sandeep Chowta provides the perfect sound effects and so does Mazhar Kamran with his camera work. The huge house,the dark attic, fishpond ,stormy climate,a little cat and the constant audio from the Television warning about a Serial killer on loose play their own subtle characters intensifying the climate inside the house.<br /><br />Coming to the performances Urmila is at her natural best with the sexy curves and brilliant acting skills as usual. She perfectly fits into the role of ''Madam'' a confused and paranoid young woman. Manoj Bajpai is the standout performer in the movie.He displays everything from feared to death to rib-tickling humor and suits the Psychotic strangers's role without a doubt. Sushant Singh doesn't have a long character but does his best in what he gets.<br /><br />Overall it is very hard to review a movie which is an experiment more than an ambitious project and 'KAUN' is one of those rare experimental movies of Hindi cinema.It's a suspense thriller with subtle humor and strong casting,technical aspects. It has it's flaws but is undoubtedly an entertaining and an enjoyable flick.Look out for inspirations drawn from Tarantino!!!<br /></div>
Mr.DePrEsSohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07257930565051380465noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6098021546498332928.post-52740468259743949022012-12-08T07:23:00.000-08:002012-12-08T08:51:10.406-08:00Shaapit(2010)<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
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Aditya Narayan<br />
Rahul Dev<br />
Shweta Agarwal<br />
Shubh Joshi<br />
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Vikram Bhatt who made a great impact on Bollywood with 'Raaz' established himself as a horror movie specialist since then. But his movies barely worked post Raaz. ' 1920 ' a thrilling tale of possession ends on a bad note raging the audiences for copying 'The Exorcist' scene to scene in the penultimate moments of the film,but the movie worked though for most of the part. 'Raaz 3' was his only success post 1920. Okay now I will end the banter and say that 'Shaapit' is a midget in the world of "Disaster movies".<br />
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The Concept of 'Shaapit' is innovative and thrilling:A curse carried through generations of a Royal family, which is guarded by a ghost. Unfortunately Kaaya (our leading lady) belongs to be the third or fourth generation of the Royal family and cannot get married to Aman (our leading guy) and keeps getting hurt by the ghost whenever she tries to get in contact with him because of the curse. Now Aman sets off on a journey with his friend & a Professor of Paranormal sciences(?) to destroy the ghost guarding the curse and save the life of Kaaya.The story shifts to various places even a different time period during the movie. How could one make a mess of such a handsome looking story line???<br />
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Vikram Bhatt does have great skills and is an excellent storyteller but makes up some seriously complex concepts for his movies which are totally illogical and are never understood. His concepts are nothing less to Rocket science,he uses theories by the Mayans,some kind of weird connection between solids,liquids and gases which ends up sending people to other worlds and stuff in 'Shaapit' which are dumb and become very irritating at times. Next comes the CGI,which has always been a drawback of his movies. The CGI is so bad that it's just bad,even in his latest blockbuster 'Raaz 3D' it was laughable. Why not invest some money on it when the story is gonna need it very badly ??<br />
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Now moving on to the better parts the acting is believable. Aditya Narayan does a good job and never looks like a debutante and Rahul Dev as the Professor does an excellent job. Shubh Joshi and the others do their part well leaving no scope for bad acting which could have made the movie almost intolerable. The Music is exceptional like in any other Vikram Bhatt movie,but could have been way better if it was cut short of atleast two songs.<br />
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On the whole 'Shaapit' starts well and reaches the top by the end of the first hour. The last hour is just an endurance test.With a running time of 2 hours and 15 minutes it should hard to watch for non Bollywood viewers.<br />
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Mr.DePrEsSohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07257930565051380465noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6098021546498332928.post-11734419214439931092012-12-08T02:10:00.000-08:002012-12-08T02:18:30.890-08:00Gehrayee (1980)<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
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Padmini Kholapure<br />
Shreeram Lagoo<br />
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<span style="font-family: inherit;">While the basic plot of the movie is about Possession, 'Gehrayee' is more about a happy family pushed into tragedy because of past deeds of the Family head. It's a movie with a very serious tone which is very rare among the Bollywood horror flicks released during the 70's and 80's. Nothing really happens in the movie for the whole time other than crying, family dinners, breakfasts and occasional weird behavior from the Possessed. <br /><br />The Possession of the young girl slowly starts to put the family apart,constant son & dad fights, long discussions about to which doctor the girl should be taken to and what treatment she needs to have. </span><span style="font-family: inherit;">As the movie progresses towards the end the intensity reaches the next stage as all the plans to cure the girls illness start to fail. Well the girls possession comes to an end ,she is fine and everything looks green but still there are 20 odd minutes left in the movie which sort of act like a revelation behind the evil happenings and a climax which made me think of a David Fincher classic.</span></div>
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'Gehrayee' is an absolute delight if you are looking for some serious acting in the 80's Bollywood horror.Starring Anant nag (Introduced in a 'Shyam Benegal' movie) ,Shreeram Lagoo, the talented Padmini Kholapure as the possessed teen, and a brief role by the greatest villan of Bollywood 'Amrish Puri' this movie was bound to be acted well.The Directorial combo Vikas Desai-Aruna Raje did a great job in making a 2 hour long intriguing supernatural horror. The music needs a special mention as it transforms from a brighter happy tone into a tragic unsettling tone as the movie progresses.<br />
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Saif Ali Khan<br />
Vivek Oberoi<br />
Nana Patekar<br />
Boman Irani<br />
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Shilpa Shetty<br />
Sohail Khan<br />
Antara Mali<br />
Sameera Reddy<br />
Rajpal Yadav<br />
Aftab Shivdasani<br />
Isha Koppikar<br />
Peeya Rai Chowdhary<br />
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'Darna Mana Hai' is the first Horror Anthology ever in Indian Cinema and is the best one compared to the other two (one being a Sequel to this movie).The movie has an ensemble cast with Stars like Saif Ali Khan,Vivek Oberoi,Nana Paterkar & Boman Irani. The Cast has some immense talent and each segment is very well acted.Coming to the segments of the movie,each segment does offer something fresh starting from Ghosts in Swamps to a Bizarre story of Apples.For the first time a movie from 'RGV' factory tries to scare the audience without the use of Sound effects and does it very convincingly.Segments like 'No Smoking' and 'Stop/move' draw inspirations from Hollywood flicks 'Psycho' and 'Click' but stay original. Prawaal Raman does a great job managing seven stories to complement each other and to maintain a good pace. 'Darna Mana Hai' paved path for a whole new sub-genre in Bollywood which only ended up with two more movies. On the whole 'Darna Mana Hai' is a must watch for every Horror fan(more or less). And there is no "Dance and songs" in this Bollywood movie!!!!!!</div>
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Mr.DePrEsSohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07257930565051380465noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6098021546498332928.post-80159769592268282182012-12-03T04:57:00.001-08:002012-12-03T05:07:37.075-08:00My Wife's Murder (2005)<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
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Suchitra Krishnamoorthi<br />
Nandana Sen<br />
Boman Irani<br />
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Police Inspector Tejpal Randhawa is assigned to investigate the case of the dead woman whose body was recovered from a small pond. Tejpal links this matter with a missing persons' report filed by Ravi Patwardhan and his father-in-law, and subsequently has the dead woman identified as Sheela, Ravi's wife. According to Ravi, Sheela had left their home to go to visit her parents. When she did not arrive at their house 24 hours later, he himself had gone to their house, and on not being able to locate her, had accompanied his father-in-law to the nearest police station and filed a missing persons' report. Tejpal would like to conclude that Sheela was waylaid on her way to her parents' by person(s) unknown, beaten, and her body was left in the pond. But this case puzzles him, as there was no apparent motive for unknown person(s) to waylay her, as no money has been taken, and her body has not shown any signs of sexual molestation. Taking these facts into consideration, Tejpal starts to suspect Ravi. But what possible motive could Ravi, a father of two children, have in killing his wife?<br />
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Anil Kapoor delivers one of his best performances as Ravi Patwardhan. He's got the perfect looks for a man with a nagging wife and a messy life.And the "man on run" scenes he does like the stammering and the reation after the accidental murdering of his wife are just wonderful.This performance should clearly stand in his Top 5 roles of all his 100+ movies.<br />
Boman Irani shines as a cop. He is just made for acting. From comic roles to a serious cop no-one does the job better than him.<br />
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My Wife's Murder is a definite oddball flick to come out from Bollywood. Jijy Philip's does a great job with his Directorial debut,it was always going to be a better Unusual flick since it came out from the Infamous RGV factory.Though rejected by the Indian crowds this movie is a dark & gripping tale of emotions of a man who accidentally kills his wife and is running to save his life for his children. 'My Wife's Murder' is a must watch if you are looking for something 'Unusual' from Bollywood and Stellar performance from Anil Kapoor.<br />
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Mr.DePrEsSohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07257930565051380465noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6098021546498332928.post-82739412416327145662012-05-29T14:15:00.000-07:002012-05-29T17:12:23.602-07:00HELL(2011)<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
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"HELL" is a German post-apocalyptic thriller(No,Not about the after effects of WorldWarIII or may be it is) which tells the story of Marie and her little sister Leonie trying to Survive the apocalypse caused by the radiations of the sun,passing through a lot of obstacles including a bunch of Cannibals(They had no choice)<br />
Well the Title of the movie "HELL" which means "Bright" in German,deals with some serious issues that might happen when you Piss-off the mother of nature.The movie follows a group of survivours Marie(Hannah Herzsprung),Leonie( Lisa Vicari),Philip(Lars Eidinger) joined by Tom(Stipe Erceg) seraching for heaven which is indeed a place with some water as per the content of the movie."HELL" is a fast-paced movie with no real time for character introduction or any backstory.The visuals are absoultely Stunning with almost zero CGI except for the digitally made Over-Bright shots.The Sun-filled barren Landscapes,The costumes(yes they completely gave me a Post apocalyptic feel),and the Climax shots are the Stand Out features of the movie.</div>
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The movie is well-acted or i must say the acting was seriously good,there are no annoying characters in the movie except for the SUN.Hannah Herzsprung who plays the role of Marie,a selfless brave woman who is ready to do anything to protect her little sister does a great job,Stipe Erceg as Tom a friendly helping guy plays his part well.The remainig Cast including the Creepy Cannibal Family(resembles TCM) are decent.<br />
Considering the small budget(for a PA movie) "HELL" is very well-made and makes way into my TOP 10 PA movies.With a Compelling and Stunning Visual treat,Engaging plot,Good acting and Ronald Emmerich(as the Executive Producer..well you don't get PA movie minus the Zombies without him..do you?) "HELL" should get a 8 out of 10 from everyone who loves survival flicks.</div>
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<span style="background-color: #274e13;">"Yi boh lai beng duk" A.K.A "Ebola Syndrome"(1996)</span>Starring: Anthony Wong Chau-Sang, Meng Lo, Miu-Ying Chan, Vincent Wang <br />
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Ebola Syndrome is a Hongkong Exploitation Flick about Ah Kai(Anthony Wong) who is a Bullied-Sex Crazed-Lunatic who works at a chinese Restaurent in South Africa.He Gets infected with the Ebola virus(Yes!!He rapes an infected sick and totally Helpless woman of the African Tribe) and luckily survives it becoming a carrier of the virus and starts spreading it causing an outbreak of the disease in South Africa and Hong Kong.<br />
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Hollywood tried to make use of the Ebola Outbreak in the 90's with "OUTBREAK" which was an okay movie(only for the Ensemble cast) but was far away from "Over the Top" or entertaining which"Yi boh lai beng duk" A.K.A "Ebola Syndrome" does with an ease.The movie starts with a Bang right from the Word go till the last minute.It has everything an impressive Exploitation movie needs Starting from a Nasty Pervert to 4 frogs being mutilated in around 30 seconds and many others ,the hilarious Dialog needs a Special mention.About the performances,Anthony Wong does a great job as Ah Kai.He perfectly fits into the character of a stupid bullied pervert which is totally lovable.The remaining Cast does well but doesn't have much scope,since the whole story revolves around one character.The Background score is fantastic and the Special Effects are totally Believable,The Storyline is very thin but Herman Yau makes the movie interesting by throwing in some good Violent and Gory scenes.<br />
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<strong><span style="background-color: #274e13;">FINAL WORD</span></strong>:So if you are a fan of Exploitation cinema,you should'n be missing this violent Macabre Comedy.It's got Hamburgers with Human Flesh,Lot of Blood,A good Amount of Puke and around 7 pairs of *****(you know what)!!!!</div>
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My Madness for Asian Films is Slowly growing now...After Being Bewildered with "Begotten" i got into "Moju" A.K.A "The Blind Beast" which looked quite boring initially only to leave me speechless by the end of the movie."Japanese" surely have their own way of making movies with subjects one would never imagine.<br />
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This Movie Tells The story of a blind sculpter & his mother who kidnap a model & the strange,artistic,dark whatever things that follow.The Movie has only three characters the blind guy,the annoying insane model and a japanese mom.Eiji Funakoshi who plays the blind guy(Michio) does a great job.I don't know if he is really blind but even a real one could'n have done better.<br />
The remaining aspects such as the music,locations add up to the creepy look of the movie.So, If you like creepy little japanese tales and still haven't watched this movie, if you haven't atleast heard about it... by some means give it a try...it will not disappoint you.</div></div>Mr.DePrEsSohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07257930565051380465noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6098021546498332928.post-60187581028918077362012-01-27T12:43:00.000-08:002012-01-27T12:43:34.183-08:00"BEGOTTEN"<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><br />
Well i felt weird,i felt bad,i felt like Caterpillares walking all over my body during the 72 minutes of E.Elias Merhige's "BEGOTTEN"... but i neither hit the pause button nor i blinked(i thought so)...If a movie with no dialog,no specific characters and a grainy look making no sense(Unless you have read the synopsis) keeps you glued to the screen,then it's clear that the film maker has done an excellent job.E.Elias Merhige's does it with Begotten.<br />
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The plot deals with the story of Genesis,the opening of the movie takes place with god Disemboweling himself with a razor(Weird),Mother Earth impregnates herself with his Semen(Weirder) and she gives birth to the "Son Of Earth"leaving him in a Barren Land,where he meets some humanoids...Things start to go out of hands from here..."Son Of Earth" starts to vomit his internal organs while being dragged by his umbilical cord to Mother Earth who is later raped and mutilated by the Faceless humanoids,Even the Son Of Earth is mutilated and both of them are buried...There is some weird imagery that follows these events...Finally we see some flowers n stuff that grow on the burial site.<br />
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There is no Dialog in the movie,There is a little music at times and the noises of Cricket's all the time.The Actors are not Recogonizable due to the Heavy Photographic Effects and there is no comedy in the movie(Seriously!!!)<br />
"One Man's Trash Is Another's Man's Art" i never knew what that meant...but Begotten belongs to the"Art or Trash" Section,Love or Hate this movie will stick with you forever..A Must watch for Arthouse movie fans.</div></div></div>Mr.DePrEsSohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07257930565051380465noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6098021546498332928.post-52656413778365843342012-01-07T18:45:00.000-08:002012-01-27T12:50:00.886-08:00SUBCONSCIOUS CRUELTY(2000)<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-S0nDaIx9tZg/Twj0IsSMdmI/AAAAAAAAAGM/e-TtlH6ZuvA/s1600/subconscious-cruelty-1999-uncut-gore-dvd-horror-ntsc-2ba13.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="320" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-S0nDaIx9tZg/Twj0IsSMdmI/AAAAAAAAAGM/e-TtlH6ZuvA/s320/subconscious-cruelty-1999-uncut-gore-dvd-horror-ntsc-2ba13.jpg" width="229" /></a></div><br />
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"Subconscious Cruelty" is an Independent Film Written & Directed by Karim Hussain.It is an Arthouse Horror with Imagery that will murder your senses if i'm not wrong.Karim was 19 when he Begun Filming for the movie with producer Mitch Davis who was 22 then.The sub-culture of the mid 90's was the major influence behind Karim's work.The movie is also influenced by the works of David Lynch and David Cronenberg.<br />
"Subconscious Cruelty" runs in four parts "Ovarian Eyeball" "Human Larvae" "Re-birth" & "Right Brain".The first segment does'nt have any dialog,it has the footage of a women whose abdomen is cut with a scalpel and an eye removed from it(i never understood that part).Then comes part two which finally has someone speaking.It's the story of a young man who is by far the most creepiest character you are likely to see in the movie.He tells the story of himself and his sister,their past and stuff,which is shot very beautifully i must say.</div><br />
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The Third Section is...i dunno.... but it will leave you an unexplainable impression which will last forever striking your memory everytime you see Diesel(not to be mistaken with "Vin Diesel:) ).The Fourth and the probably the Best Section of the Movie follows a man through places,Jesusus,Cannibalistic Vampires and a lot of Stuff which i wanna keep as a surprise for you,believe me it's worth a surprise.<br />
"Subconscious Cruelty" is made with a very low budget, which never shows up on-screen,the movie is technically perfect in all aspects.There is Barely any Narrative in the movie which makes the Sound Design important &it was handled well(.it's creepy for sure).One the whole it is the best "nihilistic art-house" film i ever experienced pushing all the boundaries of cinema made untill it's time.It's a Monster and if you are gonna watch it<br />
.<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 32px; font-weight: bold;">WATCH IT AT YOUR OWN RISK...</span></div>Mr.DePrEsSohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07257930565051380465noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6098021546498332928.post-23526455073023327512012-01-06T14:04:00.000-08:002012-01-06T15:45:22.501-08:00"THE SECRET WORLD OF ARRIETTY"<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-DGPfu3z-2V4/TwdoqpBD1WI/AAAAAAAAAGA/B0wxLHCdDyU/s1600/The-Secret-World-of-Arrietty_01.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="254" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-DGPfu3z-2V4/TwdoqpBD1WI/AAAAAAAAAGA/B0wxLHCdDyU/s320/The-Secret-World-of-Arrietty_01.jpg" width="320" /></a></div> The Secret world of Arrietty(The borrowers) is based on Mary Norton's book The Borrowers,the first in her five book series about the adventures of a diminutive family who live underneath the floorboards of a house.The title is based on the fact that they borrow everything they need from the house they live in.<br />
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The plot is predictable ,the main character Arrietty accidentally allows herself to be seen a by a Sho a 12 year boy suffering from a heart aliment.Sho is a well-intentioned boy who lacks care from the family and is mostly seperated from other kids due to his illness.He develops a friendship with Arrietty and watch the movie for the remaining story:)<br />
The film is so beautiful that it invites you into a new colourful world of Arrietty,i personally was almost in tears[:')] experiencing the beauty of the movie and wished i was an 8 year old again.The film is well-paced,and it never becomes boring.The Music is Magic..Pure Magic it's pleasant and healing.The remaining characters of Arrietty's mother(hysterical woman) & Dad(Does a Ryan Gosling From "Drive"),Spiller,Niya the cat & a couple of other characters are pretty good.I've never read the book but i believe this could be the best work done based on it.<br />
<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><iframe allowfullscreen='allowfullscreen' webkitallowfullscreen='webkitallowfullscreen' mozallowfullscreen='mozallowfullscreen' width='320' height='266' src='https://www.youtube.com/embed/Vp2nb9Vq0yY?feature=player_embedded' frameborder='0'></iframe></div> The Story-Telling was Good,The Screenplay was perfect,Hiromasa Yonebayashi's Direction was Flawless,the animation was top-notch.I can't say more about this movie which already is the highest grosser of 2010(Japan).I wish it gets a good response during the theatrical run in US releasing on Feb 17th by Walt Disney Pictures,and my personal view Don't miss it.</div>Mr.DePrEsSohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07257930565051380465noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6098021546498332928.post-45947457056238035452012-01-06T04:50:00.000-08:002012-01-06T04:50:29.765-08:00THE REEF(2010)<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-bWDjxcXOpPI/TwblrhpVpxI/AAAAAAAAAFo/aEqW6S5TDmM/s1600/reefdvd.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="320" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-bWDjxcXOpPI/TwblrhpVpxI/AAAAAAAAAFo/aEqW6S5TDmM/s320/reefdvd.jpg" width="227" /></a></div><br />
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"The Reef" is yet an other Shark movie which involves the same plot of a group of friends set off on a yachting trip,their boat gets damaged by a reef,they start swimming towards a land which is just therotical only to find themselves in trouble with a Shark.<br />
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On the whole The Reef is way better than the 2003 Flick Open water which runs on a similar plot.It has Got the High Tension Factor At various Points and lives the expectations of the Well Designed Poster.</div>Mr.DePrEsSohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07257930565051380465noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6098021546498332928.post-53528530895809769692012-01-05T14:20:00.000-08:002012-01-05T15:27:39.458-08:00A 21 Year Old Who Dared To Watch 6 "ASYLUM STUDIO'S" Movies Back-To-Back<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"> MAD,INSANE,CRAZY,CHEESY,LUNATIC,STUPID,IDIOTIC,MOONSTRUCK just give the name the "ASYLUM" has got it all....from Train Swallowing Snakes To Zombie Tigers...From Unbelievevable CGI to Methodist Acting....Everything at One stop the "Asylum Studios".....<br />
So That was a little bit of respect to the studios that brings us movies which come with a tagline "Never before & most probably never after" and the 21 year old Dare-Devil Yes that was me.Reason?? Ummmm....I Dunno better ask Robert the "Tire" from RUBBER..and if i just broke any kind of a record please let me know about it:) (and the bad editing was just soo Asylumly Intentional)<br />
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</div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><b>1<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">.MEGA PYTHONS VS GATAROIDS</span></b></span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><b>Plot:</b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">P</span></span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 16px; font-weight: normal;">ythons and Aligators are on drugs!!!!!!!! Drugs that were stuffed in chicken!!!!!!A Range officer Stuffs those Drugs in the chicken!!!!!!!!! Wait a minute there is an other sub-plot in the movie "a cat-fight" in a swamp!!!!!!!!!!!Python swallows a Train,the gaitor destroys a mall!!!!!!!!!!! THE END.<br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">Ca</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">s</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">t</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small; font-weight: normal;">:</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: normal;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">T</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">i</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">f</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">f</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">a</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">n</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">y</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;"> </span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">p</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">l</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">a</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">y</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">s</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;"> </span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">the Range officer,Deborah Gibson as an animal activists,a bunch of pythons & a bunch gaitors.<br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 24px;"><b>The Movie: <span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 16px;">So you got two of the famous pop-icons from the 80's involved in a "cat-fight" for the whole movie n some gigantic pythons & gaitors all over the screen,it's more of a "Debbie vs Tiffany" than what the title suggests.The movie is not a big-budget let down it's just cheesy fun and a great pass time when you got nothing better to do.So if you like watching movies that are seriously dumb don't miss it.Worth a watch.<br />
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Plot:</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small; font-weight: normal;">T</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: normal;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">h</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">e</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;"> Virus Has spread,Zombies took over the world,There are a bunch of people who survived(because they did'n have brains...which we realize after around 5 minutes through the movie),they run ,they talk,they argue about the terminology of "zombies" & "undead",they cry,they kill zombies,they die.THE END OF CINEMATIC TORTURE!!!<br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 24px;"><b>Cast:<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 16px;">Ving Rhames ,a guy who looks like ben affleck and some bad actors probably thrown out of high school.<br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">The Movie:</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small; font-weight: normal;">This movie is bad,so bad that it's not even funny or dumb,Ving Rhames plays "THOR" killing zombies with a hammer reprising his role from "DAWN OF THE DEAD",there is a girl who looks like she has a bad hangover,a gay looking boy,ben affleck look-a-alike and some people with bows & arrows.The CGI is so bad that even a 5 year old can say that it's fake.The budget was so low even a car that was burning was made with bad graphics.</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">THE BEST PART<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: normal;"> of the movie is the "TIGER ZOMBIE" which shows up in the end.That's innovative!!! i juz loved it.But seriously Asylum should stop Embarrassing Zombies like this.<br />
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3</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">.MEGA SHARK VS GIANT OCTOPUS:</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">Plot:</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small; font-weight: normal;">400 millions years ago a mega shark & a gaint octopus were frozen in some glacier while they were having a fight for the "world heavy weight championship" and they are back in action because a lunatic in a chopper dropped a package into the water.Debbie Gibson is back in action with a Weird Japanese guy to slay the pre-historic monsters.</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">Cast:</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small; font-weight: normal;">Deborah Gibson,Lorenzo lamas,a weird japanese guy,a mega shark and a cameo by the Giant Octopus.</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">The Movie:</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small; font-weight: normal;">The Mega shark steals the show...the real winner of the mega series by the Aylum...the scene where he destroys a plane priceless!!!!splendiforious!!!!Bravo!!!!!If sharks watched movies the mega shark could have been named as the "clint eastwood" of the shark community.The Squid(Octopus, yes there is an arguement about the terminology in the movie) is just a harmless character which shows up only twice...& the CGI and the remaining movie was so good that i cried in the end after the "title re-match" between the CGI monsters.</span><br />
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4</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">.MEGA-PIRANHA</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">P</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">l</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">o</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">t</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small; font-weight: normal;">:Piranha's assasin a US official guy or something,which is taken as a terrorist attack,JCVD from Universal Soilder is on the mission to slove the mystery behind the death..There a group of american scientists.........the Piranha's start growin in size and the ending watch it for yourselves.</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">C</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">a</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">s</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">t</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">:</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small; font-weight: normal;">Tiffany,Paul Logan,Bryan Williams and some Eco-Friendly Piranha's.</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">T</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">h</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">e</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"> </span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">M</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">o</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">v</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">i</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">e</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">:</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small; font-weight: normal;">Probably the best of the six movies i viewed....The sepia screen was good...the CGI was't that bad either...the acting was okay....and the Piranha's WoW!!!!! They are so big that they start popping out of the ocean water(yes they can survive in ocean water & they have a pair of hearts) and destroy the whole city.This is the best Asylum movie i ever witnessed..it's cheesy..it's awesome...it's incredibly dumb &it's fun.<br />
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5<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">.MEGA SHARK VS </span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">CROCOSAURUS<br />
Plot:</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small; font-weight: normal;">Whatese????It's the same CGI crapfest again...the mega shark is back to face a tough enemy this time...The crocosaurus.<br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><b>Cast:</b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">Anonymous<br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><b>The Movie:</b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">Skip everything except for the last 20 minutes..the "Hell In The Cell" match for the world Championship beteen the 5000 pound Crock the "concrete" saurus and the 4000 pound "Mega" the Shark.They keep biting each other tails for the whole time around 10 minutes and they finally end-up dying Biting their tails.Their Bonding is "God-Made"<br />
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6<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">.BATTLE OF LOS ANGELES<br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">P</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">l</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">o</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">t</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">:</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small; font-weight: normal;">I</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: normal;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">n</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">d</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">e</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">p</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">e</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">n</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">d</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">e</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">n</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">c</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">e</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;"> </span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">d</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">a</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">y"</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;"> </span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">m</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">e</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">e</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">ts "Xena" meets "The Thing"<br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><b>Cast:</b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">Seriously Anonymous!!!I recognized the girl who played Xena as the girl Who played RED SONJA in ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE.<br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><b>The Movie:</b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">This movie is Crap..this movie is "nucking futs" it's bad..it isn't funny,wait a minute funny???? i was angry..this the worst film ever-made..if there is one yet to come i wish the aliens invaded my home abd have abducted me..seriously Crap!!!<br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #333333; font-family: Arial; font-size: 13px; font-style: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 17px;">Rockstar is a beautiful painting on a canvas. It's a journey through the soul of a musician; mellow and bitter sweet. It's not a feel good movie or even an actual tale. It has gaps as glaring as a 30 foot wide goal post but Rockstar has a soul and that keep you fixed to the screen long after the goal! </span></i></b></span></span></div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #333333; font-family: Arial; font-size: 13px; line-height: 17px;"> I liked Rockstar for three reasons; AR Rahman, the visuals and Ranbir Kapoor. A R Rahman has weaved magic and the music would be stuck in your head long after the movie; 'Saddha Haq'is raw and full of energy and will gets your fists pumping in the air. The visuals are simply scintillating; there would definitely be more Indians holidaying in Prague and Kashmir now. Anil Mehta deserves the kudos for the cinematography; Kashmir will take your breath away but the lapses quickly bring it back.</span><br />
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Ranbir Kapoor has been Hindi cinema's Next Big Thing for a while now. With Rockstar, he lives up to the hopes pinned on him to deliver big. Ranbir revels in Jordan's complexities; another actor may have found it to be an obstacle. The character arc undergoes constant transformation and he adapts suitably. It wouldn't be an understatement to say that Ranbir's portrayal of Jordan may go down as one of Hindi cinema's most accomplished performances by a lead actor. Just to see him work his magic on screen.<br />
Imtiaz Ali, in trademark fashion though, isn't content with Focussing on the complexities of a troubled musician; he gives us a dose of romance too, and a generous one at that. Estrangement from family, lack of fulfillment in life, and self-discovery apart, what really drives Jordan's music is his relationship with Heer (Fakhri, beautiful but awkward). Volatile as the affair is, it's also what keeps Jordan sane, and Heer alive.On the whole This an emotional, and an intense journey of a simple man who goes on a path of self destruction. A Must Watch, this movie needs deep understanding and appreciation.<br />
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"Away beyond ideas of wrong-doing & right-doing,there is a field.I will meet you there"<br />
-JORDAN<br />
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<br />
<b>"WES CRAVEN 24 HOUR MARATHON"</b><br />
<b><br />
THE HILLS HAVE EYES(1978)<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: normal;"><br />
</span>5 out of 5<br />
slasher,the blonde guy falls but i don't know if something was chasing him,he runs from the spot where beauty gets butchered.</b><br />
<b>the classic craven's classic movie.</b><br />
<b><br />
THE HILLS HAVE EYES 2</b><br />
<b>0 out of 5<br />
craven's worst work till date...even beast has a climaX!!!!!!<br />
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THE LAST HOUSE ON THE LEFT<br />
4 out of 5</b><br />
<b>slasher,nudity,slip and fall<br />
viewed the original for the first time..felt the remake was better<br />
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THE PEOPLE UNDER THE STAIRS<br />
5 out of 5<br />
trip and fall</b><br />
<b>was blown away totally..first time viewing the fool does a great job.<br />
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SWAMP THING<br />
4 out of 5<br />
nude and alive</b><br />
<b>OMG!!!!The nude scene!!!!!!What more can you ask from a hot siren:)<br />
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SHOCKER</b><br />
<b>2 out of 5</b><br />
<b>booooooooooored boooooooored and booooooooooored..but the music track was real good.</b><br />
<b><br />
MY SOUL TO TAKE<br />
1.75 out of 5<br />
slasher,final girl is a guy</b><br />
<b>an okay okay filck,but can be bad at times</b><br />
<b><br />
SERPENT AND THE RAINBOW<br />
5 out of 5</b><br />
<b>nude and alive</b><br />
<b>pure awesomeness,reminded me of cannibal hol. for some unknown reason.</b><br />
<b><br />
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<b>DEADLY FRIEND<br />
2 out of 5</b><br />
<b>final girl is a guy</b><br />
<b>BB was a really Bad for a Robot,and the girl's acting like a robot was worth an academy award..seriouisly:0</b><br />
<b><br />
DEADLY BLESSING</b><br />
<b>4 out of 5<br />
slasher,nudity,nude and alive,killers is not revealed till the end(the killer does'n wear a mask but the face is not shown)<br />
great movie,awesome nudity & a lil bit of sharon stone</b><br />
<b><br />
STRANGER IN OUR HOUSE</b><br />
<b>3 out of 5</b><br />
<b>strange movie from craven,Linda Blair does a good job.</b><br />
<b><br />
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<b>VAMPIRE IN BROOKLYN</b><br />
<b>2 out of 5<br />
a il bit comedy and a huge amount of overacting</b><br />
<b><br />
RED EYE</b><br />
<b>4 out of 5</b><br />
<b>slip and fall</b><br />
<b>loved the movie,a totally different movie for craven.<br />
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CURSED</b><br />
<b>5 out of 5</b><br />
<b>ass shot</b><br />
<b>i actually like this movie a lot,anything with vampires and werewolves is done for me.</b><br />
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<b>"THE PIN-HEAD MOVIE MARATHON"<br />
HELLRAISER<br />
ass shot,shot in England<br />
HELLBOUND</b><br />
<b>shot in england,trip &fall.<br />
HELL ON EARTH</b><br />
<b>nudity</b><br />
<b>BLOODINE</b><br />
<b>4th movie in the franchise<br />
INFERNO<br />
nudity,5th movie in the franchise<br />
HELLSEEKER</b><br />
<b>6th movie in the franchise</b><br />
<b>DEADER</b><br />
<b>nudity,7th movie,shot in romania<br />
HELLWORLD</b><br />
<b>nudity,8th movie in the franchise</b><br />
<b>REVELATIONS</b><br />
<b>nudity,9th movie in the franchise</b><br />
<b>overall rating:2 out of 5<br />
the entire collection is a mixed bag....it's good,bad & ugly in one shot.I liked the first 2 movies,Hellworld and Inferno,there are no doubt some classic kills in the franchise,and skip the 2011 movie..it sucks..pin-head is like a pumpkin head.</b><br />
<b><br />
"HALLOWEEN SERIES"</b><br />
<b>HALLOWEEN 2</b><br />
<b>3.5 out of 5<br />
face obscured,specific date,nudity,trip &fall<br />
a great improvement from H1<br />
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SEASON OF THE WITCH<br />
4 out of 5</b><br />
<b>ass shot and alive,specific date</b><br />
<b>and after reading DR.TErrOrS blog about this movie i watched it,i loved it and the shamrock jingle has become one of my fav. tunes now<br />
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<b>RETURN OF MICHAEL MYRES</b><br />
<b>3 out of 5<br />
nudity,specific date,killers face obscured,4th movie</b><br />
<b>an okay movie<br />
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REVENGE OF MICHAEL MYRES</b><br />
<b>1 out of 5<br />
specific date,kilers face obscured,5th movie<br />
the worst movie for me in the franchise</b><br />
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<b>H20<br />
3 out of 5<br />
specific date,killers face obscured,7th movie.</b><br />
<b>a good movie with a bad ending.<br />
<br />
RESURRECTION<br />
2.5 out of 5<br />
nudity,killers face obscured,specific date,trip &fall,JLC gets killed,8th movie<br />
i liked this movie despite bad acting and the worst mask<br />
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HALLOWEEN 2(RZ)<br />
1 out of 5<br />
nudity,killers face obscured,specific date<br />
noisy movie with a BAD ending...a very bad ending...MM'S Mom??????</b><br />
<b><br />
"FOREIGN SLASHERS"<br />
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KAALO<br />
3 out of 5</b><br />
<b>foreign slasher,trip & fall<br />
the first indian daylight horror movie,looks good but low budget makes it look too much of cheap CGI<br />
</b><br />
<b>"JAAL" THE NET</b><br />
<b>0 out of 5<br />
killers face is obscured,foreign slasher<br />
found this bollywood movie on youtube..it was 96 mins of a hell..a WTF to this movie..no wonder i never knew it existed.<br />
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ANASUYA<br />
4 out of 5<br />
foreign slasher<br />
an indian slasher,mostly near to the TCM remake<br />
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INDUMATHI</b><br />
<b>0 out of 5<br />
foreign slasher<br />
one of the lamest remakes of PSYCHO</b><br />
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<b>INSIDE<br />
5 out of 5<br />
foreign slasher,trip & fall,double tap,xmas<br />
one of the best french horrors i have ever seen</b><br />
<b><br />
</b><br />
<b>TENEBRE<br />
4 out of 5<br />
foreign slasher,the killer is not reveled till the end,nudity<br />
if i ever liked a DA movie,this could be it.<br />
<br />
BLOOD AND BLACK LACE<br />
3 out of 5<br />
foreign slasher,killers face is obscured,trip & fall<br />
was a good movie..may be the original inspiration for the genre<br />
</b><br />
<b>TORSO</b><br />
<b>4 out of 5<br />
foreign slasher,killer face is obscured,nudity<br />
an okay movie,nothing much to say about this one.</b><br />
<b><br />
</b><br />
<b>DON'T OPEN TILL CHRISTMAS</b><br />
<b>1 out of 5</b><br />
<b>foreign slasher,specific date,killers face is obscured,nudity<br />
watched it on YouTube,well not so effective and yea! awfully boring.</b><br />
<b><br />
</b><br />
<b>"A BLAST FROM THE PAST"(FOR THE HALLOWEEN DAY)</b><br />
<b><br />
MANIAC<br />
5 out of 5</b><br />
<b>nudity</b><br />
<b>great make-up effects and less content.</b><br />
<b><br />
</b><br />
<b>THE TOOL BOX MURDERS</b><br />
<b>3 out of 5<br />
killers face is obscured,nudity,trip & fall</b><br />
<b>one some slashers are creepy as hell and this one got me<br />
<br />
CHRISTMAS EVIL</b><br />
<b>4 out of 5</b><br />
<b>killers face is obscured,specific date,nudity,trip & fall</b><br />
<b>this Santa was the most impressive among the slasher santas</b><br />
<b><br />
</b><br />
<b>NEW YEARS EVIL<br />
2 out of 5</b><br />
<b>nudity,specific date</b><br />
<b>medicore movie but awesome kills</b><br />
<b><br />
</b><br />
<b>CLOWNHOUSE</b><br />
<b>1 out of 5</b><br />
<b>nudity,double tap,trip & fall,final girl is a boy</b><br />
<b>i hate clowns...i hate clowns...i hate clowns...and slashers without gore can be as boring as JC's HALLOWEEN<br />
</b><br />
<b>CHOPPING MALL</b><br />
<b>4 out of 5<br />
nudity,trip & fall</b><br />
<b>robots as slashers!!!!!!!<br />
</b><br />
<b>TRICK OR TREAT(1986)</b><br />
<b>2 out of 5<br />
specific date,nudity,trip &fall,double tap</b><br />
<b>a good one...but 2007 was a better treat</b><br />
<b><br />
<br />
"MORE SLASHERS"</b><br />
<b><br />
CHILD'S PLAY<br />
CHILD'S PLAY 2<br />
CHILD'S PLAY 3<br />
BRIDE OF CHUCKY</b><br />
<b>bouns points for the four movies:4th movie,well the doll's ass shot.</b><br />
<b>5 out of 5</b><br />
<b>a huge fan of chucky.</b><br />
<b><br />
</b><br />
<b>UNCLE SAM</b><br />
<b>3 out of 5</b><br />
<b>nudity,killers face is obscured,final girl is guy</b><br />
<b>bored me a bit for a while...but the second half of the movie was good</b><br />
<b><br />
</b><br />
<b>TRICK OR TREAT(07)</b><br />
<b>4 out 5</b><br />
<b>nudity..the chracter in the porn video cannot die,specific date</b><br />
<b>one of the most colourful halloween movies<br />
</b><br />
<b>I KNOW WHAT YOU DID LAST SUMMER</b><br />
<b>4 out of 5</b><br />
<b>killers face is obscured</b><br />
<b>one of my fav. movie as a kid</b><br />
<b><br />
I STILL KNOW WHAT YOU DID LAST SUMMER</b><br />
<b>2 out of 5</b><br />
<b>killer is revealed in the end</b><br />
<b>i was disappointed with it....even now</b><br />
<b><br />
ALL THE BOYS LOVE MANDYLANE</b><br />
<b>4 out of 5<br />
nudity</b><br />
<b>yes! all the boys will fall in love with mandylane</b><br />
<b><br />
NEW NIGHTMARE<br />
5 out of 5</b><br />
<b>4th or higher sequel,A-LISTERS play themselves<br />
i love this movie...the best in the franchise for me</b><br />
<b><br />
</b><br />
<b><br />
THE TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE 2</b><br />
<b>3 out of 5</b><br />
<b>killers face is obscured,trip& fall</b><br />
<b>well....aahhh im running out of time..this was the first TCM movie i ever saw.</b><br />
<b><br />
"OTHERS"<br />
THE HUMAN CENTIPEDE 2</b><br />
<b>nudity,5 out of 5...shot in UK<br />
STAKELAND</b><br />
<b>ass shot,4 out of 5<br />
DEAD END</b><br />
<b>the people start driving to a place to clebrate christmas...so specific day</b><br />
<b>5 out 5<br />
the ending is awesome<br />
MUTILATION MILE</b><br />
<b>2 out 5</b><br />
<b>nudity</b><br />
<b>a movie with a couple of crazy d heads<br />
ALONE WITH HER</b><br />
<b>nudity</b><br />
<b>4 out of 5</b><br />
<b>check your rooms for some cameras girls!!</b><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold;">THE DREAD</span><br />
<b>nudity</b><br />
<b>4 out of 5</b><br />
<b>live your Fears.<br />
<br />
</b><br />
<b>DBHR-horror Jeopardy Episode<br />
Nathan Hamilton's 10 minute talk about haunted houses..<br />
</b><br />
<b><br />
</b><br />
<b><br />
<br />
<br />
</b><br />
<b><br />
</b><br />
<b><br />
</b></div>Mr.DePrEsSohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07257930565051380465noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6098021546498332928.post-64870646042806053402011-10-26T06:31:00.000-07:002011-10-26T08:58:40.185-07:00Ra.One<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-8UHy-qQLYWo/TqBnnjQPPCI/AAAAAAAAACM/mZctOb7wF8o/s1600/g.one-ra-one.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="320" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-8UHy-qQLYWo/TqBnnjQPPCI/AAAAAAAAACM/mZctOb7wF8o/s320/g.one-ra-one.jpg" width="219" /></a></div> <br />
Ra.One is finally out after a 6 month promotion program of launching playstation games, comics,dolls and a lot of other merchandise creating huge and monstrous expectations among the audiences.....so does the movie live up to the expectations & the hype created????? Well,here is a little review with some tiny spoilers.....<br />
<b> <br />
LEVEL-1<br />
The movie begins with some nerdy stuff about some technologies and a comic dream sequence,SRK plays a typical Tamilian...Kareena as his not so typical north indian wife and a kid who looks like a coming of age Brendan Fraser from 'George of the Jungle'...kid does'n like his boring(very irritating at times even for the audience) dad,dad does something for the kid...he gets impressed.Things go wrong ,we are also running out of time and patience and Bang!Bang!Bang! Ra.One & G.ONE are on the screen...the Raftaarein background score starts playing...everytime you hear it your adrenalin starts pumping,and believe me the last sequence of the first half will blow you away..<br />
LEVEL-2</b><br />
<b> The second half does a good job,the villan gets a face of Arjun Rampal,good comic scenes and a modest music will keep things going,there is a small cameo from Rajini which pays off well,a new love starts budding a couple of tears here n there and without any knowledge of time you are into<br />
LEVEL-3</b><br />
<b> The Game starts playing itself,It's "G.one vs Ra.One",there are some huge fight sequences as you expect,some good dialogues,and an eventful finale. <span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: normal;"><br />
<br />
</span></b><br />
<b>PERFORMANCES:</b><br />
<b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: normal;">Srk as usual is at his best in both the characters of Shekar and G.one,Kareena does a fiar job(i personally loved her in this movie),Arjun Rampal looks perfect as a badass,Sahana Goswami,the kid and others are okay.</span></b><br />
<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><iframe allowfullscreen='allowfullscreen' webkitallowfullscreen='webkitallowfullscreen' mozallowfullscreen='mozallowfullscreen' width='320' height='266' src='https://www.youtube.com/embed/h25UcAeRb1U?feature=player_embedded' frameborder='0'></iframe></div><b>TECHNICAL ASPECTS & MUSIC:<br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: normal;"> Made with a huge budget around 175 crores,this movie raises the bar of indian cinema in every technical aspect,the 3D effects are very good,the visual effects are stunning and every super-hero film made in india after this will be compared to this movie.The music has already been popular and the visuals are also good,chammak-challo stands out as the best song.</span></b><br />
<b>FINAL WORD:</b><br />
Overall Ra.One is a decent movie,close to KRRISH and far away from ROBOT,worth "one' watch in 2D and worth a watch in 3D<br />
<b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: normal;"> </span></b></div>Mr.DePrEsSohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07257930565051380465noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6098021546498332928.post-56077060338669932862011-10-23T10:18:00.000-07:002011-10-23T10:55:50.939-07:00THE MADNESS: HACK & SLASH Week 3<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"> 8 more days to halloween and i'm running out of slashers..it's been a great week with a lot of sequels,prequels and remakes.....and if my plan for next week goes right it will 75 new films i've seen and 60+ of them being slashers.<br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #783f04;"><br />
</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #783f04;"><br />
</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #783f04;">MY BLOODY VALENTINE 3D<br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: black;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #783f04;">101 minutes</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #783f04;">nudity,trips & falls,killer wears a mask</span></span></span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #783f04;">3 out of 5</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #783f04;">nice 3D fun,the ending was not that great</span><br />
<br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #783f04;">BLACK CHRISTMAS(2006)<br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: black;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #783f04;">92minutes</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #783f04;">nudity i'll be right back</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #783f04;">o out of 5</span><br />
<br />
<br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #783f04;">SCREAM</span></span></span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #783f04;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: black;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #783f04;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: black;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #783f04;">104 minutes</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #783f04;">killers face is obscured,trips and falls,i'll be back</span>,</span>Drew Barrymore gets killed</span></span></span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #783f04;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: black;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #783f04;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: black;">4 out of 5<br />
great movie,this made me a fan of Wes Craven as this was the first movie i saw of him..i was just may be 7-8 then..i loved the mask,i still do love the mask</span></span></span></span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #783f04;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: black;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #783f04;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: black;"><br />
</span>SCREAM 2<br />
115 minutes</span></span></span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #783f04;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: black;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #783f04;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: black;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #783f04;">killers face is obscured,i'll be right back,Hollywood A-Lister gets killed</span><br />
3 out of 5<br />
I love the beginning of the movie...gets flat as it progresses and the ending was pretty bad.</span></span></span></span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #783f04;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: black;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #783f04;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: black;"><br />
</span>SCREAM 3</span></span></span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #783f04;">116 minutes</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #783f04;">killers face is obscured,trips & falls,i'll be right back</span><br />
2 out of 5<br />
the weakest of the entire franchise,disappointing.<br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #783f04;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: black;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #783f04;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: black;"><br />
</span>A NIGHTMARE ON ELM STREET 5(DREAM CHILD)</span></span></span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #783f04;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: black;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #783f04;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: black;">86minutes,<br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #783f04;">4th or higher sequel,the lead girl gets naked and is alive</span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: black;">4 out of 5</span></span></span></span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #783f04;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: black;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #783f04;">the CGI looks bad but there are couple of good scenes,the bike scene and one in the climax,robert englund was a bit more hysterical in this movie </span></span></span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #783f04;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: black;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #783f04;"><br />
HALLOWEEN 6:THE CURSE OF MICHAEL MYRES<br />
88 minutes<br />
nudity,6th movie,double tap<br />
3 out of 5</span></span></span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #783f04;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: black;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #783f04;">lost the plot since i never saw 3,4,5...hope i'll watch them</span></span></span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #783f04;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: black;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #783f04;"><br />
FRIDAY THE 13TH<br />
95minutes<br />
nudity,killer's face is not shown till the end,kevin Bacon gets killed,i'll be right back,trips and falls,takes place on a particular date<br />
5 out of 5</span></span></span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #783f04;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: black;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #783f04;">I'm a hard core fan of the franchise,whatelse should i say<br />
<br />
FRIDAY THE 13TH 2<br />
87 minutes<br />
nudity,killer's face is obscured,i'll be right back,specific date</span></span></span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #783f04;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: black;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #783f04;">4 out of 5<br />
Jason starts the killing spree.....<br />
<br />
FRIDAY THE 13TH 4:THE FINAL CHAPTER<br />
87 minutes<br />
nudity,killer's face obscured,4th film in the franchise,double tap,specific date</span></span></span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #783f04;">4 out of 5</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #783f04;">the window breaking scene was good in all the kills</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #783f04;"><br />
</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #783f04;">FRIDAY THE 13TH 5:A NEW BEGINNING</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #783f04;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: black;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #783f04;"> 93 minutes</span></span></span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #783f04;">nudity,specific date,killer's face is obscured,5th movie in the franchise<br />
3 out of 5<br />
and the sequels start to get boring<br />
</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #783f04;"><br />
</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #783f04;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: black;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #783f04;">FRIDAY THE 13TH 6:JASON LIVES<br />
86 minutes</span></span></span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #783f04;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: black;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #783f04;">killer's face is obscured,specific date,6th movie<br />
3 out of 5<br />
Jason is back but noo bewbies:(<br />
<br />
FRIDAY THE 13TH 7:THE NEW BLOOD</span></span></span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #783f04;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: black;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #783f04;">87minutes</span></span></span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #783f04;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: black;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #783f04;">nudity,i'll be right back,killers face is obscured,specific date,7th movie<br />
3 out of 5<br />
the last movie with good old normal jason</span></span></span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #783f04;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: black;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #783f04;"><br />
FRIDAY THE 13TH 8:JASON TAKES MANHATTAN<br />
100minutes<br />
nudity,specific date,8th movie,killer's face obscured<br />
5 out of 5<br />
Jason teleports!!!!!!!!!! finally he has shown something new<br />
<br />
THE FINAL FRIDAY<br />
88mins</span></span></span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #783f04;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: black;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #783f04;">nudity,specific date,9th movie<br />
1 out of 5<br />
not much of Jason in the movie and i don't like that.<br />
<br />
JASON X<br />
91 minutes<br />
killer's face obscured,10th movie,nudity,specific date<br />
0 out of 5</span></span></span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #783f04;">the worst movie in the franchise,jason in a spaceship????</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #783f04;"><br />
</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #783f04;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: black;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #783f04;">FRIDAY THE 13TH(2009)<br />
106 minutes<br />
killer's face is obscured,nudity,specific date<br />
4 out of 5</span></span></span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #783f04;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: black;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #783f04;">my first Friday movie in a Theater.</span></span></span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #783f04;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: black;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #783f04;"><br />
PIECES<br />
90 minutes</span></span></span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #783f04;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: black;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #783f04;">nudity,killer revealed in the end,foreign slasher</span></span></span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #783f04;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: black;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #783f04;">3 out of 5</span></span></span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #783f04;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: black;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #783f04;">get ready for some chain-saw fun<br />
<br />
THE HITCHER(1986)</span></span></span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #783f04;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: black;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #783f04;">97 minutes</span></span></span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #783f04;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: black;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #783f04;">4 out of 5<br />
great acting.</span></span></span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #783f04;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: black;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #783f04;"><br />
WRONG TURN<br />
84 minutes<br />
4 out of 5<br />
te originals are always good<br />
</span></span></span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #783f04;"><br />
</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #783f04;">WRONG TURN 2:DEAD END<br />
96mins</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #783f04;">nudity</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #783f04;">5 out 5</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #783f04;">i loved the movie for the gore,the first kill itself is awesome<br />
</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #783f04;"><br />
</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #783f04;">WRONG TURN 3:LEFT FOR DEAD</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #783f04;">91 minutes<br />
nudity<br />
1 out 5</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #783f04;">a complete let down,the weakest movie in the franchise<br />
<br />
WRONG TURN 4:BLOODY BEGINNINGS</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #783f04;">93minutes<br />
nudity,4th movie</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #783f04;">4 out of 5<br />
the hillbilies are back in action</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #783f04;"><br />
PORN SHOOT MASSACRE<br />
87 minutes<br />
nudity,killer wears a mask,double tap</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #783f04;">3 out of 5<br />
this movie is a joke,but there are a lot of bewbies and a killer who wanted to be like jason,a fun time movie</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #783f04;">.<br />
WOLF CREEK<br />
98 minutes<br />
foreign slasher,the final girl is a guy</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #783f04;">3 out of 5<br />
a good movie with some good looking locations</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #783f04;"><br />
THE HOUSE ON SORORITY ROW<br />
81 minutes<br />
ass shot,double tap,killer's face is obscured<br />
3 out of 5<br />
the plot was good,a perfect 80's slasher and a cute deformed face.</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #783f04;"><br />
</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #783f04;">SLEEPAWAY CAMP 3:TEENAGE WASTELAND</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #783f04;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: black;">91minutes</span></span><br />
nudity<br />
2 out of 5<br />
booooooooooooring stuff what-so-ever<br />
<br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #783f04;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: black;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #b45f06;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #783f04;">AUGUST UNDERGROUND-MORDUM</span>77 minutes</span></span></span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #783f04;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: black;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #b45f06;">there is a boob shot and a penis shot of the killers<br />
10 out of 5<br />
i lovvvvvvvveeee this movie,the big momma of snuff films<br />
</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #783f04;">AUGUST UNEDRGROUND-PENANCE<br />
84 minutes<br />
nudity<br />
5 out of 5<br />
Fred vogel gets more violent,and they get a good camera this time</span></span></span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #783f04;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: black;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #783f04;"><br />
</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #783f04;">THE PROWLER<br />
89minutes</span></span></span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #783f04;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: black;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #783f04;">double tap,nudity,killers face is obscured<br />
2 out of 5<br />
an insomniac fought with sleep while watching this........<br />
<br />
</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #783f04;">HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME</span></span></span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #783f04;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: black;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #783f04;">110 minutes</span></span></span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #783f04;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: black;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #783f04;">specific date,killers face obscured<br />
3 out of 5<br />
a decent 80's slasher</span></span></span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #783f04;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: black;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #783f04;"><br />
</span></span>SORORITY ROW</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #783f04;">\<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: black;">97 minutes<br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #783f04;">a guys ass is shown in a party and he does'n die,killers face is obscured</span><br />
2 out of 5<br />
could have been better<br />
</span></span><br />
<br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #783f04;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: black;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #b45f06;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #783f04;">RUBBER<br />
78 minutes </span></span></span></span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #783f04;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: black;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #b45f06;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #783f04;"></span>killers face obscured</span></span></span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #783f04;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: black;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #b45f06;">4 out of 5<br />
"NO REASON'<br />
<br />
BLEED</span></span></span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #783f04;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: black;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #b45f06;">82 minutes</span></span></span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #783f04;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: black;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #b45f06;">killers face is obscured,girl gets naked and is never shown that she was killed,the killer would'n killer her anyways.<br />
2 out of 5</span></span></span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #783f04;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: black;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #b45f06;">low budget but still watchable,a decent watch for me<br />
<br />
</span></span>SSSSHHH.....<br />
142 minutes<br />
foreign slasher,i'll be right back,killer wears a mask</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #783f04;">3 out of 5<br />
a good remake of scream<br />
<br />
KUCCH TO HAI</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #783f04;">143 minutes</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #783f04;">foreign slasher,killers face is obscured</span><br />
1 out of 5<br />
an awful remake of i know what you did last summer<br />
<br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #783f04;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: black;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #783f04;">FEBRUARY 14TH NECKLACE ROAD<br />
131 minutes<br />
foreign slasher,killer wears a mask<br />
0 out 5<br />
it can't get worser than this...one more remake of i know what you did last summer<br />
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PARANORMAL ACTIVITY 3</span></span></span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #783f04;">no idea about the run time may be around 90 minutes<br />
4 out of 5<br />
get spooked!!!<br />
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</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #783f04;"> wildcard entires-magnet release<br />
HOBO WITH A SHOT GUN</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #783f04;">[REC]2-well i dunno if thats counted but the evil creature which is human is nude.</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #783f04;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: black;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #783f04;"><br />
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Moving into the movie,the backdrop goes back to the childhood of the spook-stuck sisters,strange things start happening in the house as expected,the cameras are fixed,the tension builds slowly,everytime the screen shows you the "Day xx" thing you sense something's gonna happen and it happens but you still get scared.<br />
<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><iframe allowfullscreen='allowfullscreen' webkitallowfullscreen='webkitallowfullscreen' mozallowfullscreen='mozallowfullscreen' width='320' height='266' src='https://www.youtube.com/embed/90r3CnPI0AM?feature=player_embedded' frameborder='0'></iframe></div> And the second half will throw you out of the seat atleast a couple of times even if you are not that jumpy,the climax ????watch it for yourselves.However i was left with some questions and if this is going to be the end of the series a Lot of people will be left with question marks.Anyways,this movie is far more better and scary than it's predecessors,the acting was pretty good the sound effects are like a soul of the entire series which are good,and the new rotating camera builds a lot of tension for sure.<br />
Go watch the movie,it's got some good scares and some real good scares.....get ready to count how many times your butt kisses a goodbye to the seat.</div>Mr.DePrEsSohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07257930565051380465noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6098021546498332928.post-40002882817029720842011-10-21T23:32:00.000-07:002011-10-21T23:32:14.298-07:00WRONG TURN 4:BLOODY BEGINNINGS<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"> After watching Wrong turn 3 i never thought that there was gonna be an other movie in the franchise,and if there was one it would get more boring and more farther to the concept of wrong turn 1(which is one of my all time favorites),so i had mixed expectations on wrong turn 4 and was never impressed by the trailer.<br />
Then comes Wrong Turn 4 upsetting all my expectations,it was a slow start but things started kicking off as the movie went on.The story begins in 1974 in a sanatorium, you know what's next...oh yea! the mental asylum massacre,30 years pass by a bunch of kids with "kill me please" written on their backs take a Wrong turn and reach the Sanatorium,a couple of pranks and Bang! The crazy hillbillies are back in action.<br />
This was a huge improvement from the Director after making wrong turn 3,the story is finally shifted from the woods,the casting was i dunno they acted pretty bad but it was funny,the kills were innovative and impressive and the best part of the movie was that it had something that was similar to the part 1,it was not just a killing rampage like the previous couple of films it had some content and a scene where people showed humanity which was highly dramatic,the hillbillies had to to run for their lives which never happened in the previous installments which clearly shows that this movie is a prequel.<br />
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There are some <span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: -webkit-sans-serif; font-size: 13px; font-weight: bold; line-height: 19px;">clichés with the make up of the mutants which was pretty bad and anyone can clearly observe that,the blood and gore was provided in good quantities and it does'n look fake like the 3rd part ,the music was okay which only shows up a couple of times though,Overall WRONG TURN 4 is a Gore hound's Delight and is a perfect Halloween Movie,if you liked the Wrong Turn 1,Don't miss this.</span><br />
</div>Mr.DePrEsSohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07257930565051380465noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6098021546498332928.post-33957576818163280392011-10-21T08:53:00.000-07:002011-10-21T23:31:20.888-07:00BLACK CHRISTMAS(2006)<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"> This is a "Remake" of a classic 70'S Slasher.Yeah! you know it,I know it & Everyone knows it.There is a Maniac,he was born yellow,his mom hates him,the torture for the sake of watching this movie goes on..the yellow kid gets locked in an attic.And in a WTF! way he becomes a father of a girl who is indeed his sister(if this movie was made around the the place i live and was released on christmas,the whole crew might have got massacred with a chainsaw Leatherface used in the original TCM),and Yawns!Blood!Bad Acting!Awful acting! It is so bad that you'll Regret wasting 94mins. of valuable time of your life.<br />
One of the best "worst" Remake ever made in Hollywood,if it was not named black christmas it might have got some appreciation but due to the title it suffers in comparison to the original.The original was great,it had all the factors not just to scare the audiences but to compel them to build terrific scenario in their minds,to get into the heads and create a panic in their minds.On contrast the remake is flat,no suspense what-so-ever,the callers voice was sh#t,this movie tries to add some style and gore to the original but that does'n work in any way.And like RZ'S Halloween there is a backdrop story which is an Epic fail.<br />
<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><object class="BLOGGER-youtube-video" classid="clsid:D27CDB6E-AE6D-11cf-96B8-444553540000" codebase="http://download.macromedia.com/pub/shockwave/cabs/flash/swflash.cab#version=6,0,40,0" data-thumbnail-src="http://3.gvt0.com/vi/h3_ds1XCsiM/0.jpg" height="266" width="320"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/h3_ds1XCsiM&fs=1&source=uds" /><param name="bgcolor" value="#FFFFFF" /><embed width="320" height="266" src="http://www.youtube.com/v/h3_ds1XCsiM&fs=1&source=uds" type="application/x-shockwave-flash"></embed></object></div> The casting is bad infact very bad it adds salt to the maggoted wound,the cast mostly has upcoming actresses who never gave a damn about acting in this movie,Seriously the acting is a joke and it is very frustrating.The only admirable about the movie is that it ended just in time before,if not i might have never watched a remake again.i got three things to say about this movie<br />
1.SKIP THIS MOVIE<br />
2.SKIP THIS MOVIE<br />
3.SKIP THIS MOVIE</div>Mr.DePrEsSohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07257930565051380465noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6098021546498332928.post-16927056050426622532011-10-20T09:47:00.000-07:002011-10-20T11:04:32.775-07:00an ArTiStIc "DRIVE"<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"> I was expecting a typical Crime Drama something around Ben Affleck's "The Town" after watching the promo,I never knew this movie and was never aware of a Director called Nicolas Winding Refn and i'm not a great fan of Ryan either, i did'n have many movies to watch & since i like watching movies which are brand new,i decided to test "DRIVE" without looking at the IMDB stuff and believe me i found a Gem.<br />
Ryan Goosling-That Kid never Blinks,delivers his best-performance till date,he plays a role of a Calm,Gentle and a Friendly Nieighbourhood guy to a Brutal killing machine for the sake of protecting the innocent.He is rightly named as one of the most reliable actors in hollywood,a performance which will be remembered for years.<br />
DRIVE which plays around 100 minutes is mostly a Drama for the first Half,things slowly kick-off and the movie takes a U-turn into a ultra-violent Revenge Flick.Carey mulligan suits her role and does a good job,there are moments of complete silence and a tender romance between the lead pair.<br />
The other cast including Bryan Cranston,Albert Brooks,Ron Pearlman & Oscar Issac add a good support to the movie and the next best part of DRIVE is the music and sound mixing.Songs like "A REAL HERO" "OH MY LOVE" add a great novelty of how suffocating silence can be shown with great music,the mixing is great,from good car-chase sequences to ryan's silence it plays a character in the movie for sure.<br />
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